Sunday, April 20, 2008

Firstaudition Previews



One night salts, having fun, you come home late and go to bed. You were right .. . or so I thought until the time when you are in horizontal position, rather than vertical, close your eyes ... the silence is sound, the bed moves ... Why?? if, before this is not to ! you feel like a cloud ... and you notice that your stomach starts to move ... not now, not sure your parents are awakened to hear you throw up mercilessly as the best € 30 you spent to reach this situation, but you can not avoid it, go running to the bathroom. ... you think not have realized ... then hear a voice coming from the corridor:
Mother: (above) you okay?


Shit ... have realized!

You get to get into bed, close your eyes, and suddenly you wake up .... the 4 pm! I slept so fuck like? go to kitchen drink like 5 glasses of water, no one is home ... fuck where they are? call your father's phone, say you are in your grandmother's house that have gone to dinner I said I did not want to go .... when it happened? if me if I wanted to go! fuck ... well you get to make the food ... you suddenly find that it gives your cooking sucks ... like you're stirring ... no way! the bathroom again ... fucking hate alcohol! 'm not going to drink!

is the phrase most heard from on Sunday morning ... but what happens? We fall back! Here is demonstrated the theory that humans are the only animal dumb enough to stumble twice on the same stone.
repotenerte
When you get, you get to see pictures of the night, memories of the principle is clear, and remember it perfectly, but according to you are spending time and ... you know you are forgotten? and suddenly you see pictures you did not know you had done, and you see people who had not seen in your life! those who are? and because I've done me a picture if I get this wrong?? can not be ... oh! sounds like I did last night ???... the mobile

yourself: ... yes? Amiga

shift that is why the hate forever: ey that such
?


yourself: well ... and your hungover? Amiga

Shift:
normal to fart hooked you last night ... what with that yesterday?

yourself:
that? you say? Amiga

shift, if pretty, do not get the crazy,
good? how are you? "? Your

same: that as long as? you say?
goes bye
(hang)

THAT PUSSY DID LAST NIGHT? start remembering ... and you realize you did things that you should not have done ever ...

end of a night out. And is that alcohol kills neurons


((this is a hypothetical situation, I do not pass last night ... you? "" Oh mother!))

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